Meet you where? I’ve also worked out that if I arrange a coffee with someone, it’s best to do it away from those tantalising places where cafes are snuggled next to boutiques and shoe stores. On the Coast, those places are the Esplanade at Mooloolaba, the Esplanade at Cotton Tree, Hastings Street Noosa, Gympie Terrace in Noosaville and Birtwill St, Coolum. Love ’em, but best avoided right now. If there was a Coffee Club in an industrial estate that only had businesses like plumbing suppliers, equipment hire places and picture framers, I’d probably be catching up with people there all the time. Not that I have anything against plumbing suppliers, equipment hire people or picture framers. They’re usually good people, nice people, salt of the earth. They just sell stuff that generally doesn’t grab me, you know? No temptation there.
Command performance. I promised you earlier this week that I’d spill the beans on my experience of being on another New Zealand TV show, this time Good Morning. What was so divine about this experience was they contacted me…. Nice to be on the receiving end of an email asking me if I wanted to be a guest on the show, rather than the one initiating that contact. The delightful and talented Lucy contacted me — she writes and researches on the show and does a damn fine job of it, I might add. After humming and hawwing about logistics (no, no, wasn’t playing hard to get – promise! Just had some working out to do), I accepted their invitation to be on the show on June 10.
Windy city. There’s a reason why Wellington has the moniker the windy city. Dan was drinking a cappuccino on the street when we were last there (a few years ago) and the top blew straight off it. Onto him, as it turned out (pity the wind wasn’t blowing in the opposite direction, he could have foamed some innocent by-stander instead of himself). So I knew it was going to be blowy and packed accordingly. I also packed the gear I was going to use in the second segment Good Morning wanted me to do, on how to mix’n’match your gear to get the most outfit combinations possible. If you haven’t seen that segment, you can check it out on this page.
Sarah was interviewing me and as I arrived in the illustrious back entrance, she was sitting in the green(ish) room, eating yogurt and chatting to the floor people. These are the folks who wear those important looking headsets with built-in microphones (like helicopter pilots wear) and who walk without making a sound. Oh, they also manage the studio floor although I don’t know if “floor people” is what appears on their business cards. I use that term with the utmost respect and care, naturally. Sarah and I chatted a bit about this, that and the other. The coat I was wearing, fashion in general, is the colour turquoise really in, you know – the important topics. I then got to cool my heels in the green room before make up. I’ve only met two TV make up people in my life, and both of them were great. Friendly and chatty, they made me feel relaxed. Considering they also have the power to make you look like Herman Munster, it’s a good idea if you’re nice to them. Which in my case that day, was very easy.
All done. When it was over, Sarah made positive sounds about how great I was (really, she said that, unfortunately the cameras weren’t on at that stage, but I wouldn’t make this up, would I?) and how much fun the segments were. She then scooted over to the “kitchen area” where they were filming after the break, and I got to pack up all my gear and tiptoe out of the studio. Sneaking over my shoulder to take a photo of the door as I left. It was such a delightful experience and even though the Breakfast show was good, I felt so much more relaxed the second time around. By the time I get to Oprah, I’ll be lying on the couch, I’ll be so relaxed (no jumping on it for me!). And yes, of course I’m kidding about Oprah… who’d lie on her couch! Right?